Dwarf Hire is a thing in Thailand
Yes, we do all the things you don’t to talk to your mother or your wife about, of course Dwarf Hire is one of them.
Truth is, even though it sounds stupid, it’s sort of the best idea you can get to create some unique memories.
Dwarf Stag Story
Remember that time you had a Batman Midget attached to the groom and dancing on the dance floor? Trust me, I you had a party like that before, you would remember it. If you didn’t yet, it’s about goddamn time to make it happen.
Thailand, especially Bangkok and it’s Red Light Districts is one of this place where nobody get shocked ever. Hangout by Walking Street in Pattaya or Nana Plaza in Bangkok and you will see, nobody gives a shit about the fact that you can’t walk straight and a Ladyboy is touching your…
Hiring a Dwarf is the perfect way to have a crazy night with your wolfpack, hangover II Bangkok style, even more unforgettable. (but no roofies)
Bachelor Party in Bangkok or Pattaya
That’s most of the gigs for our little guys.
Getting a job ain’t easy for midgets in Thailand. But there’s plenty of Stags in Bangkok every year. That’s where we come to play our role . Putting in touch an amazing best man with a little superhero.
Disguised as Batman or Superman our midget will take part of the party. In the GoGo Bar or the Fetish Club. Handcuffed to the groom and dancing on stage or spanking his ass in the cage… Everything’s possible when you go out in Thailand.
A fun Dwarf Bachelor Story
Twice, once for our friend, another time for a Bachelor Party, we had a little Batman to pick up the main guy at the airport.
Stop anything else you’re doing and think about it for a minute. You tell your friend you’re going to Thailand and you’re taking care of everything. He’s a bit stressed because he knows how much of a di#&?... you can be. But as he gets in the plane, he’s like: “Fuck, let’s do it!”
He gets off the plane, the heat strike him right in the face and as he walks to the party van, impatient to grab a cold one, he sees him… our little guy dressed as Batman ready to party!
That’s the best way you can start your trip in Thailand!
Wanna hire a Dwarf in Bangkok or Pattaya?
Glad you’re finally taking your role of group leader seriously! Drop us a message on our other website with the details of your event and we’ll get back to you asap.
*Note that last minute is difficult for us. A few days or week notice work better. You know they got little legs and we’re often busy (drunk).